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Shuri’s brilliant one-liners will give you life.

What to say when autocomplete doesn’t have your back…
“I invite you to my lab and you just kick things around!”

What to say when your poker face doesn’t work…
“This corset is really uncomfortable, so can we all wrap this up and go home?”

What to say when someone approaches you at the bar…
“Great! Another broken white boy for us to fix!”

What to say when the worst person you know is complaining…

— “Is this Wakanda?”
— “No, it’s Kansas.”

What to say when the package you’ve been tracking finally arrives…
“The real question is, what’re thooooooooooooooose?”

What to say when you ruin a surprise…
“When you said you would take me to California for the first time, I thought you meant Coachella or Disneyland.”

What to say when someone tries to cut you in line…
“Don’t scare me like that, colonizer!”

What to say instead of ‘don’t look at me, I just know stuff’…
“Just because something works doesn’t mean it can’t be improved.”

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